{"id":5362,"date":"2012-10-01T09:56:07","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T14:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5362"},"modified":"2012-10-01T09:56:07","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T14:56:07","slug":"oil-change","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5362","title":{"rendered":"Oil change"},"content":{"rendered":"

In a friend’s car, last night. <\/p>\n

Sort of.<\/p>\n

See, to change the oil, it should have some, and it had- about 14 ounces. Not even enough to fill the oil filter. <\/p>\n

And it was running. I have no idea how. <\/p>\n

But it’s got oil in it, so it’s much nicer now. Holy sweet mother of God. Anyway, the young lady in question now has some spare oil and a funnel to put it in with so hopefully thatr will let her ride last a bit longer. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In a friend’s car, last night. Sort of. See, to change the oil, it should have some, and it had- about 14 ounces. Not even enough to fill the oil filter. And it was running. I have no idea how. But it’s got oil in it, so it’s much nicer now. Holy sweet mother of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5362"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}