{"id":5403,"date":"2012-10-17T09:40:21","date_gmt":"2012-10-17T14:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5403"},"modified":"2012-10-17T09:40:21","modified_gmt":"2012-10-17T14:40:21","slug":"just-this-morning-i-have-an-internet-connection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5403","title":{"rendered":"Just this morning I have an internet connection."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The week has been sucktacular in ways I could not imagine were possible mere days ago. To establish the internet collection alone took the intervention of my IT lady, a borrowed USB cable, a 37 pin DIn extension cord, 11 lbs of ice,and a burlap bag of live squirrels. <\/p>\n<p>All the damned bridges here are either adorned with scrap iron or have some growth or another preceeding them from either direction. The Missou is mostly hidden from sight, what&#8217;s the point in that? The hotel on the TV has 1100 channels, apparently, most of which involve sports. The documentary I watched in the wee hours of the morning was still- despite the graphic depiction of rhinocerous masturbation- an improvement over the debates, which I blissfully slept through. Though I hear the moderator actually fellated the Won. I&#8217;d rather see rhino pecker, truth be told. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The week has been sucktacular in ways I could not imagine were possible mere days ago. To establish the internet collection alone took the intervention of my IT lady, a borrowed USB cable, a 37 pin DIn extension cord, 11 lbs of ice,and a burlap bag of live squirrels. All the damned bridges here are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5403"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}