{"id":5407,"date":"2012-10-19T07:00:16","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T12:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5407"},"modified":"2012-10-19T07:27:52","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T12:27:52","slug":"thye-rain-seems-to-have-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5407","title":{"rendered":"The rain seems to have gone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>but the wind is still miserable. Leaving Eppley ought to be a treat. Landing in Midway more so, because the shit that blew through Iowa will be there by the time I land- and the <strike>harrier<\/strike> southwest pilots tend to get about ten feet over the runway and put the thrust reversers on full, since the runway at Midway is only about 230 feet long, apparently. <\/p>\n<p>Had a woman yesterday comment on my widow&#8217;s peak. I normally keep high and tight, but I&#8217;m a little shaggy now and when I come out of the shower my hairgives new meaning to pathetic. I told her those were the solar panels for my sex machine. She looked up at the cloudy sky and figured it might need some charging.<\/p>\n<p>Later the same woman went through the shop singing &#8220;If you&#8217;re happy and you know it clap your hands&#8221; and I substituted. &#8220;Share your meds&#8221; for the &#8220;Clap your hands&#8221; bit, and she about peed herself laughing. <\/p>\n<p>Last day in Iowa this week, but back on Tuesday. I cannot WAIT. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>but the wind is still miserable. Leaving Eppley ought to be a treat. Landing in Midway more so, because the shit that blew through Iowa will be there by the time I land- and the harrier southwest pilots tend to get about ten feet over the runway and put the thrust reversers on full, since [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5407"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}