{"id":5423,"date":"2012-10-29T15:42:34","date_gmt":"2012-10-29T20:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5423"},"modified":"2012-10-29T15:42:34","modified_gmt":"2012-10-29T20:42:34","slug":"top-ten-reasons-obama-didnt-do-anything-about-bengazi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5423","title":{"rendered":"Top ten reasons Obama didn&#8217;t do anything about Bengazi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10:&#8221;GEORGE BUSH!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>9:They were sending a team of Wind Powered Ninjas.<\/p>\n<p>8:&#8221;Is Libya like Liberal? Liberals are nice. They won&#8217;t do anything bad&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>7:They were sending a team of Solar Powered Ninjas.<\/p>\n<p>6:Valerie said something mean about my ears, so I pouted until it was over. <em>(With ears like that how can you not fucking hear?)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>5:I could feel my fingers were hot, and I didn&#8217;t want to cool them before I hit the crap tables i vegas. And did I say &#8220;GEORGE BUSH!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>4:Duh! Chris Stevens was white. <\/p>\n<p>3:Bullets cost money, you know, and we need that to give phones away. <\/p>\n<p>2:They didn&#8217;t give him time to appoint a gang-rape czar. <\/p>\n<p>And the Number One Reason Obama did nothing about Bengazi<\/p>\n<p>1:He thought he was watching a porno, and just unzipped his pants and went along for the ride. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10:&#8221;GEORGE BUSH!&#8221; 9:They were sending a team of Wind Powered Ninjas. 8:&#8221;Is Libya like Liberal? Liberals are nice. They won&#8217;t do anything bad&#8221; 7:They were sending a team of Solar Powered Ninjas. 6:Valerie said something mean about my ears, so I pouted until it was over. (With ears like that how can you not fucking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5423"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}