{"id":5429,"date":"2012-11-01T06:25:57","date_gmt":"2012-11-01T11:25:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5429"},"modified":"2012-11-01T06:25:57","modified_gmt":"2012-11-01T11:25:57","slug":"for-the-last-three-weeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5429","title":{"rendered":"For the last three weeks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>the local Hooters has done away with the expected orange shorts and had the girls dressed in halloween costumes. <\/p>\n<p>Some missed the point and came in wearing &#8220;Spiderman&#8221; costumes, or other pajama-looking stuff. The rest got the &#8220;Dress like hookers&#8221; thing down just right. <\/p>\n<p>I tend to not be too impressed  by half naked women, especially the ones with garish trampstamps, so I was underwhelmed. Today they&#8217;ll go back to normal, which also doesn&#8217;t impress me a lot. I just like the shrimp. <\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s my contribution to the season, the Shaggs singing &#8220;It&#8217;s Haloween&#8221;. You might want to keep a firearm handy, you&#8217;re gonna wanna blow your head off after you hear<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/RJ202zGMm-8\"> this. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the local Hooters has done away with the expected orange shorts and had the girls dressed in halloween costumes. Some missed the point and came in wearing &#8220;Spiderman&#8221; costumes, or other pajama-looking stuff. The rest got the &#8220;Dress like hookers&#8221; thing down just right. I tend to not be too impressed by half naked women, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}