{"id":5437,"date":"2012-11-05T21:04:17","date_gmt":"2012-11-06T02:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5437"},"modified":"2012-11-05T21:04:17","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T02:04:17","slug":"three-weeks-ago-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5437","title":{"rendered":"Three weeks ago today"},"content":{"rendered":"

I cracked my head on a machine, and due to my persistence at scratching it it became infected, until I finally lanced it with my pocketknife in the shower friday morning. <\/p>\n

Later, on the plane, I rubbed it and started the bleeding again. Not a lot, but my hair is fairly short (I’m overdue for a high&tight but I may just wait until spring) and it’s easy to spot. <\/p>\n

Flight attendant: “Sir” (Whispering in my ear)”Your head is bleeding”
\nme, touching hand to head “So it is. Can I get another Mr and Mrs T<\/a>?”
\nFlight attendant “Would you like a bandaid or something?”
\nme: “it won’t stick to my hair. It’ll stop in a second or two” I grabbed a napkin off her tray and dabbed the frsh blood off my neck and sure enough it was gone. My blood clots like a maniac.
\nFlight attendant:” Arent’ you concerned?”
\nMe: “Yes, if you spill that coffee on me you will be too” (She had been holding the carafe over my crotch all this time)<\/p>\n

I guess I just dont’ get too excited about too much anymore. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I cracked my head on a machine, and due to my persistence at scratching it it became infected, until I finally lanced it with my pocketknife in the shower friday morning. Later, on the plane, I rubbed it and started the bleeding again. Not a lot, but my hair is fairly short (I’m overdue for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5437"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}