{"id":5534,"date":"2012-12-27T20:30:32","date_gmt":"2012-12-28T01:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5534"},"modified":"2012-12-27T20:30:32","modified_gmt":"2012-12-28T01:30:32","slug":"chainsaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5534","title":{"rendered":"CHAINSAW!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So several weeks ago my chainsaw abandoned me in the middle of a job. <\/p>\n<p>I discovered that the fuel line had gone to shit, so I got a new one. No difference.<br \/>\nI discovered that the return line wasn&#8217;t much better, I replaced it. No difference.<br \/>\nI replaced the filter, also to no avail.<br \/>\nI tore down the carb (If you can call something the size of a ping pong ball a &#8220;Carb&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>I checked the spark, and it was incredible. <\/p>\n<p>Five seconds before flinging the saw in the garbage I decided to yank the engine (if you can call something the size of a beercan an &#8220;Engine&#8221;) and discovered it had a broken ring. And then I ordered the ring from sears to discover it was not the right animal based on their number. Finally I found a place on Ebay, who mailed me the ring, and it arrived on Christmas eve. <\/p>\n<p>I now know the inside of this chainsaw better than I should, that&#8217;s for sure. A bloody nightmare to make all the hoses and tubes and wires and shit go where they&#8217;re supposed to go without kinking. But I get it all together and realize I&#8217;ve failed to install the inner chain guide, a small washer that goes unde the clutch. As I get it back apart i also realize that the screws holding the oil pump in are missing so I put those on.  Then I sit it on the ground and try to start it, and it doesn&#8217;t. So I flip the &#8220;Kill&#8221; switch and it starts on the first pull, and runs like a striped ape. <\/p>\n<p>So I take it BACK apart and flip the kill switch so it&#8217;s in the correct position, then put the cover back on, and am just about to stick it in it&#8217;s case when I realize I&#8217;ve left the filter off, so I take it apart AGAIN and put the filter back in and put the cover on, and then check it to make sure it still starts, and it does, like a maniac.<\/p>\n<p>I will most likely want to futz with the idle some, but basically, I&#8217;m good. And tickled to have my chainsaw back, after so damned much time, even though it cost only a couple dollars. I hope to get a couple more years out of it and in the meantime I&#8217;mna look for a deal on a Dolmar. <\/p>\n<p>Now I can cut up some of that big wood in the yard into useful-size pieces. Damn, that feels good. Now I&#8217;m tempted to buy some old Poulan saws and rehab them now that I have been INSIDE AND OUT OF THE DAMNEED THINGS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So several weeks ago my chainsaw abandoned me in the middle of a job. I discovered that the fuel line had gone to shit, so I got a new one. No difference. I discovered that the return line wasn&#8217;t much better, I replaced it. No difference. I replaced the filter, also to no avail. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5534"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}