{"id":5547,"date":"2013-01-02T11:28:58","date_gmt":"2013-01-02T16:28:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5547"},"modified":"2013-01-02T11:29:49","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T16:29:49","slug":"well-you-dont-see-this-every-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5547","title":{"rendered":"Well, you don&#8217;t see this every day."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>man attacked by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/uk\/2012\/dec\/31\/oompa-loompas-sought-city-assault\">oompa loompas. <\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Detectives are looking for two men dressed as Oompa-Loompas who were allegedly responsible for an assault in Norwich.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>now we need midgit control as well as gun control. Wait, that isn&#8217;t working out so well either. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>man attacked by oompa loompas. &#8220;Detectives are looking for two men dressed as Oompa-Loompas who were allegedly responsible for an assault in Norwich.&#8221; now we need midgit control as well as gun control. Wait, that isn&#8217;t working out so well either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}