{"id":555,"date":"2005-11-17T06:27:49","date_gmt":"2005-11-17T11:27:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=555"},"modified":"2005-11-17T06:27:49","modified_gmt":"2005-11-17T11:27:49","slug":"cat-er-crap-er-catcrapperblogging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=555","title":{"rendered":"Cat-, er, crap-, er, catcrapperblogging"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who has been around me in the hours following consumption of my Deer chili, or Linus the Dip, (an evil, addictive concoction eaten on tortilla chips which tastes like more) or even (in my case) califlower soup, knows not to stand downwind of me. I can clear a room, and in one case, cleared a building. Gyros and onion rings cause me to fart like the burning brakes on a semi. The worst, of course, is Deer meat tacos with homemade salsa verde. So after having eaten a bucketload of that, one would imagine that the seat of my jeans would be about the most toxic place on the surface of the planet.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nNow, can anyone look at this picture and tell me this cat is NOT a moron?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"retardo.JPG\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/retardo.JPG\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" \/><br \/>\nNo, nobody is forcing him to lie in my work jeans, he just curled up and jammed his nose right in the backside and went to sleep. Even shielded his nose with his paw so no latent vapors could escape. <\/p>\n<p>A real brain surgeon, cooney is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who has been around me in the hours following consumption of my Deer chili, or Linus the Dip, (an evil, addictive concoction eaten on tortilla chips which tastes like more) or even (in my case) califlower soup, knows not to stand downwind of me. I can clear a room, and in one case, cleared [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}