{"id":5604,"date":"2013-01-26T05:00:15","date_gmt":"2013-01-26T10:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5604"},"modified":"2013-01-26T05:00:15","modified_gmt":"2013-01-26T10:00:15","slug":"so-wednesday-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5604","title":{"rendered":"So wednesday last"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m standing outside of McCarran, texting my contact on the ground.<\/p>\n<p>What you driving?<\/p>\n<p><em>Silver minivan<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sweet. Will see you in a bit<\/p>\n<p><em>Airport only a few miles away. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Thanks!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0Silver minivan pulls up and I grab the door handle, open the door, and<\/p>\n<p>BLOODCURDLING SCREAM!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Asian woman, who is not my contact on the ground, utterly terrified by the large cracker who has attempted to enter her van.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Cabbie get lost?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Nope, had to attend to some business first. Seeya soon.<\/p>\n<p>Walk to the OTHER side of McCarran, trundle off to the end of the hackstand, and give the cabbie the address.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if the Asian lady had to go change her drawers. I nearly did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m standing outside of McCarran, texting my contact on the ground. What you driving? Silver minivan Sweet. Will see you in a bit Airport only a few miles away. Thanks! \u00c2\u00a0Silver minivan pulls up and I grab the door handle, open the door, and BLOODCURDLING SCREAM!!!!!! \u00c2\u00a0 Asian woman, who is not my contact on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5604"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}