{"id":5652,"date":"2013-02-16T08:36:22","date_gmt":"2013-02-16T13:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5652"},"modified":"2013-02-16T08:36:22","modified_gmt":"2013-02-16T13:36:22","slug":"thats-it-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5652","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m never trimming my toenails again without eye protection. I think I missed losing an eye last night by around 3mm. <\/p>\n<p>The dog has a pattern we have followed now for many years. I tie him out, he barks a couple times then realizes, hey, I came out here to shit! then he wanders around, squats, and sniffs around for a bit until he realizes he&#8217;s alone, then barks again to be let back in. <\/p>\n<p>Last night he had a whole new sound to his bark, a frantic sound, frenetic even, and i went out to see what he was so worked up over. <\/p>\n<p>A little pack of coyotes was running through the yard. A big male and female, and two younger females. The male looked big, maybe 40 lbs. <\/p>\n<p>While I would shoot them in a minute if i had chickens or other livestock, I&#8217;m damned if I&#8217;mna harm a hair on their heads here.Professional courtesy, maybe. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m never trimming my toenails again without eye protection. I think I missed losing an eye last night by around 3mm. The dog has a pattern we have followed now for many years. I tie him out, he barks a couple times then realizes, hey, I came out here to shit! then he wanders around, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5652"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}