{"id":5684,"date":"2013-02-28T21:00:36","date_gmt":"2013-03-01T02:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5684"},"modified":"2013-02-28T21:07:20","modified_gmt":"2013-03-01T02:07:20","slug":"it-was-twenty-years-ago-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5684","title":{"rendered":"It was twenty years ago today,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Janet Reno taught the Feds to play<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve been going in to steal your rights<br \/>\nAnd they&#8217;re guaranteed to start some fights.<br \/>\nSo may I introduce to you<br \/>\nThe act you&#8217;ve known for all these years,<br \/>\nJanet Reno&#8217;s New Improved G-man.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re Janet Reno&#8217;s New Improved G-man,<br \/>\nWe hope you will submit to us,<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re Janet Reno&#8217;s New Improved G-man,<br \/>\nif not we&#8217;ll put you on the bus!.<br \/>\nJanet Reno&#8217;s New, that&#8217;s Janet Reno&#8217;s New, that&#8217;s<br \/>\nJanet Reno&#8217;s New Improved G-man.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s wonderful to be here,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s certainly a thrill.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re such a lovely bunch of sheep,<br \/>\nyou&#8217;d better never make a peep,<br \/>\nyou&#8217;d better shut your yap.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t really want to stop the show,<br \/>\nBut I thought that you might like to know,<br \/>\nJanet Reno&#8217;s going to sing a song,<br \/>\nAnd commands you all to sing along.<br \/>\nSo let me introduce to you<br \/>\nThe one and only prick with ears<br \/>\nAnd Janet Reno&#8217;s New Improved G-man. <\/p>\n<p><em>Prick&#8230; with&#8230;&#8230; earrrrrrssssss!<\/em>  <\/p>\n<p>What would you think if I blew up your home,<br \/>\nWould you shoot back at my G-man band?.<br \/>\nI have the power to burn down your home,<br \/>\nJust because I think you&#8217;re out of hand.<br \/>\nI start fires with a little help from my fiends,<br \/>\nI burn tires with a little help from my fiends,<br \/>\nKids will fry with a little help from my fiends.<br \/>\nWhat do I do when slick willy is away.<br \/>\n(Does it worry you to be alone)<br \/>\nHow do I feel by the end of the day<br \/>\n(Are you sad because you&#8217;re on your own)<br \/>\nNo I get by with a little help from my fiends,<br \/>\nDo you need anybody,<br \/>\nI need somebody to kill.<br \/>\nCould it be anybody<br \/>\nI have the power, and I have the will.<br \/>\nWould you believe I can do what I want,<br \/>\nYes I kill without a thought to who.<br \/>\nWhat do you see when you knock out their lights,<br \/>\nI see someone who looks a lot like you.<br \/>\nOh I get by with a little help from my fiends,<br \/>\nDo you need anybody,<br \/>\nI just need somebody to kill,<br \/>\nCould it be anybody,<br \/>\nI just want someone  to kill.<br \/>\nI get by with a little help from my fiends,<br \/>\nYes I get by with a little help from my fiends,<br \/>\nWith a little help from my fiends.<\/p>\n<p>Clearly- the Davidians were whackjobs who had no more business being in charge of children than the man in the moon, but if that&#8217;s illegal, there are a powerful bunch of lawbreakers out there. Reno and her ilk- like most Democrats- are distilled evil, for whom no pain can ever be enough to act as recompense for the lives she took. <\/p>\n<p>Hat tip <a href=\"http:\/\/middleoftheright.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/remember-waco.html\">Mr B,<\/a> whose title inspired the satire. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Janet Reno taught the Feds to play They&#8217;ve been going in to steal your rights And they&#8217;re guaranteed to start some fights. So may I introduce to you The act you&#8217;ve known for all these years, Janet Reno&#8217;s New Improved G-man. We&#8217;re Janet Reno&#8217;s New Improved G-man, We hope you will submit to us, We&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5684"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}