{"id":5685,"date":"2013-03-02T05:00:40","date_gmt":"2013-03-02T10:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5685"},"modified":"2013-03-02T05:00:40","modified_gmt":"2013-03-02T10:00:40","slug":"so-i-run-out-of-gold-bond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5685","title":{"rendered":"So I run out of Gold Bond."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Which would be like Tam running out of ammunition, except she would NEVER run out of ammunition.  <\/p>\n<p>Usually I have at least three backups, one at work, one in the car, and one in the range bag. Last night I realized the only one not empty was the one at the office. And so I went to Walgreens. And they seemed to be out of Gold Bond, except the blue variety. Having been a big fan of the Green for a long time, I was reluctant to chage- and then I spotted it, in the shaving needs area! Anyway, I grabbed for the familiar green container and went to put the blue one back, and i looked at them both.<br \/>\nturns out the only difference is Green has 0.8% menthol, and blue has 1%. So I brought the bluehome to see how it was. <\/p>\n<p>Damn.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve said before that Gold Bond Green is cocaine for your boys; If that&#8217;s true then Blue is meth.  take it from me, boys, this is the real deal. <\/p>\n<p>And then try to find a woman who smokes Kools. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which would be like Tam running out of ammunition, except she would NEVER run out of ammunition. Usually I have at least three backups, one at work, one in the car, and one in the range bag. Last night I realized the only one not empty was the one at the office. And so I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5685"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}