{"id":5711,"date":"2013-03-15T05:00:12","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T10:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5711"},"modified":"2013-03-15T05:00:12","modified_gmt":"2013-03-15T10:00:12","slug":"dropping-the-oglet-off-at-fencing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5711","title":{"rendered":"Dropping the Oglet off at fencing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>last night, I took EIGHTEEN MINUTES TO DRIVE THEFOUR MILES FROM THE FENCING CLUB TO MY HOUSE. <\/p>\n<p>Look, buddy. In case you don&#8217;t know what it is you&#8217;re driving, it&#8217;s a BMW Alpina B7. I imagine you know that it cost proud of 120k, because you have the &#8220;European delivery program&#8221; sticker still displayed in the back window. <\/p>\n<p>It has a 500 hp V-8. You can <em>think<\/em> about the gas pedal and it will accelerate to the speed limit, you don&#8217;t have to drive 12 mpg in a 45. That line of cars behind me, is also behind you. <\/p>\n<p>And finally I got on a four lane road and pulled alongside him. DWA. Sheesh. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>last night, I took EIGHTEEN MINUTES TO DRIVE THEFOUR MILES FROM THE FENCING CLUB TO MY HOUSE. Look, buddy. In case you don&#8217;t know what it is you&#8217;re driving, it&#8217;s a BMW Alpina B7. I imagine you know that it cost proud of 120k, because you have the &#8220;European delivery program&#8221; sticker still displayed in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5711"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}