{"id":5713,"date":"2013-03-17T05:00:31","date_gmt":"2013-03-17T10:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5713"},"modified":"2013-03-17T05:00:31","modified_gmt":"2013-03-17T10:00:31","slug":"well-dodged-that-bullet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5713","title":{"rendered":"Well, dodged that bullet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Came back from the parish&#8217;s corned beef and cabbage dinner to discover a pamphlet left by the Jehovah&#8217;s Witnesses. <\/p>\n<p>Apparently they&#8217;ve discovered that Jesus was not only pasty white, but based on the picture, Richard Chamberlain. I feel bad anymore about mocking the poor fools, so it&#8217;s better I don&#8217;t confront them, I suppose. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Came back from the parish&#8217;s corned beef and cabbage dinner to discover a pamphlet left by the Jehovah&#8217;s Witnesses. Apparently they&#8217;ve discovered that Jesus was not only pasty white, but based on the picture, Richard Chamberlain. I feel bad anymore about mocking the poor fools, so it&#8217;s better I don&#8217;t confront them, I suppose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5713"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}