{"id":5714,"date":"2013-03-17T14:30:50","date_gmt":"2013-03-17T19:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5714"},"modified":"2013-03-17T14:30:50","modified_gmt":"2013-03-17T19:30:50","slug":"i-am-in-posession-of-as-far-as-i-can-determine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5714","title":{"rendered":"I am in posession of, as far as I can determine,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>seventeen hojillion tapemeasures. <\/p>\n<p>None of which can be found within a hundred feet of where I sit right now. I will go to Horror Freight and purchase two more in a few minutes, one to use, and one to add to the cache of the ones I have stashed away somewhere. For as soon as i HAVE a TAPEMEASURE IN MY HAND, the balance of them will appear as if on cue. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>seventeen hojillion tapemeasures. None of which can be found within a hundred feet of where I sit right now. I will go to Horror Freight and purchase two more in a few minutes, one to use, and one to add to the cache of the ones I have stashed away somewhere. For as soon as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}