{"id":5715,"date":"2013-03-18T05:00:59","date_gmt":"2013-03-18T10:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5715"},"modified":"2013-03-18T05:00:59","modified_gmt":"2013-03-18T10:00:59","slug":"so-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5715","title":{"rendered":"So friday"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have to fix something in a big hurry, and end up at Grainger picking up emergency stuff. The counter girl is nice, and pretty, and flirty. She helps me with my stuff, though I’m having a time getting all the things i need- and I head back out to the car. <\/p>\n

All the time, apparently, she’s been sitting at the computer on a tall stool<\/p>\n

As I get about halfway to my car I hear ‘Mr Og! Mr Og!” behind me and I turn around to discover I’m being pursued by an achondroplastic dwarf. For a moment I’m in a Fellini film, and i hobble towards my truck as fast as my crippled up knees will carry me. She catches up, and I realize, I just forgot one of the parts I needed. So She hands it to me, grabs my hand and squeezes it, winks and grins and runs back up the steps to the grainger. <\/p>\n

That’s kind of stuck wth me all weekend, and it’s still making me wonder what kind of mushrooms I’ve been eating. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have to fix something in a big hurry, and end up at Grainger picking up emergency stuff. The counter girl is nice, and pretty, and flirty. She helps me with my stuff, though I’m having a time getting all the things i need- and I head back out to the car. All the time, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5715"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5715"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5715\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}