{"id":572,"date":"2005-11-22T19:57:08","date_gmt":"2005-11-23T00:57:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=572"},"modified":"2005-11-22T19:57:08","modified_gmt":"2005-11-23T00:57:08","slug":"skunked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=572","title":{"rendered":"Skunked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, i didn&#8217;t get a whole day afield. I had to spend some time at the range trying to get the scope and barrel to point in more or less the same direction.<\/p>\n<p>And then, after sitting in a stand all evening, I climb down, start to walk back to the car, and swing wide to avoid messing up the couple of bowhunters in stands. As it is, some of the parking areas have changed, so I have to walk a couple miles out of my way to get back to the car. By the time I get back to the highway, it&#8217;s dark. I now have two miles to walk back to the car. I can see there&#8217;s a truck there with it&#8217;s lights on, and the guy ( a warden) waits for me to make the whole farging walk just to hassle me about if my rifle is capped or not.<\/p>\n<p>Look, you teenaged fuckwit: I have been hunting since you were loading your drawers and drinking from a tit. I have not lived this long not being careful and following the rules. &#8220;I&#8217;m not gonna give you a ticket&#8221; How nice of you, you tard. You can&#8217;t give me a ticket, because the concealed carry in my walled gives me the legal right to carry a loaded firearm. Anywhere in the state. Fuck off.<\/p>\n<p>Jesus. Give a kid a badge and hge thinks he&#8217;s Dirty Fucking Harry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, i didn&#8217;t get a whole day afield. I had to spend some time at the range trying to get the scope and barrel to point in more or less the same direction. And then, after sitting in a stand all evening, I climb down, start to walk back to the car, and swing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}