{"id":5724,"date":"2013-03-24T11:04:27","date_gmt":"2013-03-24T16:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5724"},"modified":"2013-03-24T11:04:27","modified_gmt":"2013-03-24T16:04:27","slug":"i-have-had-better-burgers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5724","title":{"rendered":"I have had better burgers,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>but not that damned often. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbanspoon.com\/r\/171\/977877\/restaurant\/Illinois\/Grosss-Burgers-Danville\">Gross&#8217; burgers<\/a> doesn&#8217;t have a website. It looks like it was a gas station at one time in it&#8217;s past. It is run by a Jarhead who has decorated the place with militaria- including bayonets, the front end of a flatfender Jeep, a BAR, a lot of stripper clips and live rounds. There isn&#8217;t a lot of places to sit and eat, but even if you get it and eat it in your car you will not be disapointed. I had the &#8220;All American&#8221; which is a triple meat burger- the patties are fried thin and crisp on the edges- and the fries are garlicky and taste to have been fried in beef tallow rather than oil. Werner and I went there after a morning of blowing shit up and cutting wood; the HK MP5 22 was a straight-up hoot to shoot, and I might have to borrow it from him to do an appleseed this upcoming summer. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>but not that damned often. Gross&#8217; burgers doesn&#8217;t have a website. It looks like it was a gas station at one time in it&#8217;s past. It is run by a Jarhead who has decorated the place with militaria- including bayonets, the front end of a flatfender Jeep, a BAR, a lot of stripper clips and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5724"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}