{"id":5725,"date":"2013-03-25T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5725"},"modified":"2013-03-24T21:18:57","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T02:18:57","slug":"one-of-my-heroes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5725","title":{"rendered":"One of my heroes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Joseph_Shivers\">Joseph Shivers<\/a>, is still among the living, I have discovered. he appears to be living at the ripe age of 92 in Venice Florida. <\/p>\n<p>There are a lot of days when I&#8217;d like to track him down and <a href=\"http:\/\/javaners.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/yoga-pants-ass.jpg\">shake his hand.<\/a>  And then there are days I&#8217;d like to hunt him down and<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/imgres?imgurl=http:\/\/media.peopleofwalmart.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/2562.jpg&#038;imgrefurl=http:\/\/www.peopleofwalmart.com\/42002\/no-yoga-for-this-one\/&#038;h=375&#038;w=600&#038;sz=73&#038;tbnid=cwQUMZgk0iksOM:&#038;tbnh=79&#038;tbnw=127&#038;prev=\/search%3Fq%3Dfat%2Bin%2Byoga%2Bpants%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&#038;zoom=1&#038;q=fat+in+yoga+pants&#038;usg=__FAj71y_TiSk0oe2j1O_NAaelPTk=&#038;sa=X&#038;ei=zbNPUcmLEIvuqQHBrIHYBA&#038;ved=0CB0Q9QEwAQ\"> punch him square in the mouth<\/a><\/p>\n<p>On the whole, though, God bless him. He makes the Milf Patrol at the local Target (Next to the workout place) the highlight of warm spring days. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joseph Shivers, is still among the living, I have discovered. he appears to be living at the ripe age of 92 in Venice Florida. There are a lot of days when I&#8217;d like to track him down and shake his hand. And then there are days I&#8217;d like to hunt him down and punch him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5725"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}