{"id":5728,"date":"2013-03-27T08:51:57","date_gmt":"2013-03-27T13:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5728"},"modified":"2013-03-27T08:51:57","modified_gmt":"2013-03-27T13:51:57","slug":"surfing-safari-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5728","title":{"rendered":"Surfing Safari"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let’s see what kind of strange creatures are on the windswept plains of Craigslist:<\/p>\n

Butt licker – w4m – 21
\n I want someone who will poop for me
\n If you are willing to do that, then feel free to reply to this ad..
\n You can’t be afraid of shit
\n I like to lick ass a lot too ..so please have a nice ass
\n I’m not mobile so I’d have to be picked up
\n Free mostly mornings and afternoons
\n I you are interested reply :)
\n I am a girl im not sub either
\n I CAN NOT HOST
\n Not interested in normal sex..looking for guys into scat only <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well!<\/p>\n

And then there’s <\/p>\n

Need a tongue bath? – m4m – 48
\n Masculine, furry guy, 5’8″, 175 attractive, is looking to give a long, tongue bath to a ripe, unshowered man. I’m totally discreet. Hit me up, if interested. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

By contrast, this guy just seems normal. <\/p>\n

Any Women LIke Their Sex Messy? – m4w – 35
\n 35yr old SWM in bucktown with a bit of a kink. Looking for a girl who would love to hang out, have a few drinks and get down to some messy fun.<\/p>\n

Throw down some plastic and towels and break out the baby oil, lotions..you name it. let’s get slippery.<\/p>\n

Tall, slim and easy on the eyes. Email me! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let’s see what kind of strange creatures are on the windswept plains of Craigslist: Butt licker – w4m – 21 I want someone who will poop for me If you are willing to do that, then feel free to reply to this ad.. You can’t be afraid of shit I like to lick ass a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5728"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}