{"id":5730,"date":"2013-03-28T10:22:24","date_gmt":"2013-03-28T15:22:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5730"},"modified":"2013-03-28T10:22:24","modified_gmt":"2013-03-28T15:22:24","slug":"murdered-another-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5730","title":{"rendered":"Murdered another phone."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This time it smacked the edge of a sewer grate at high speed. Missed going in by millimeters. <\/p>\n<p>Ah, well. Maybe the company will stop providing me with phones (Grin)<\/p>\n<p>Alternately, they&#8217;ll make me put it in an otter box full time, which does protect them, but it is, for cumbersomeness, like wearing a condom made of an actual 6 ply steel belted radial snow tire. <\/p>\n<p>I did so well for fifteen years, then two in a month. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This time it smacked the edge of a sewer grate at high speed. Missed going in by millimeters. Ah, well. Maybe the company will stop providing me with phones (Grin) Alternately, they&#8217;ll make me put it in an otter box full time, which does protect them, but it is, for cumbersomeness, like wearing a condom [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5730"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}