A special theme based on a … call I received from someone I know last night. <\/p>\n
For “Donald” in Iambic Pentameter. <\/p>\n
When Donald trysts, he likes a matron fair
\na woman long in leg and short in hair
\nA wedded wife to unsuspecting man
\nwho never guessed the secret of their plan<\/p>\n
So Donald, he of shiftwork, shows at nine
\nTo have the empty house and all the time
\nTo breed the matron fair and at their whim
\nhe played with her and then she played with him<\/p>\n
They’d petted and caressed to beat the band
\nand then he gathered hair into his hand
\nand mounted her behind to see her squirm
\nand play a game that he called “Hide the worm”<\/p>\n
Cuckold, returning for forgotten Phone
\ndid walk into the kitchen of his home
\nto find the couple locked in hot embrace
\nthe blood must sore have risen in his face<\/p>\n
he grabbed a taser from his holster, then
\nwithout a moments warning, fired, and when
\nthe megavolt surprise entered old Don
\nThe matron found herself also- turned on<\/p>\n
Being tasered by injection wasn’t fun
\nand soon the naked matron, on the run,
\ndid pelt the cuckold with the dinner dishes
\nshe couldn’t know that it was in his wishes<\/p>\n
to deliver shock to both the red hot lovers
\nwho didn’t have the sense, to, under covers,
\nkeep their tryst between them and them alone
\nbut flaunted infidelity in her home!<\/p>\n
So Matron now files quickly for divorce
\nwhile Cuckold loses all, and then, of course
\nOur Don has arc burns all along his pecker
\nsmall punishment for being a home wrecker. <\/p>\n
I was minded of this tonight, I had to add a video. Some of you older than dirt might remember it. <\/p>\n