{"id":5755,"date":"2013-04-15T21:51:09","date_gmt":"2013-04-16T02:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5755"},"modified":"2013-04-15T21:51:09","modified_gmt":"2013-04-16T02:51:09","slug":"still-havent-found-yesterdays-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5755","title":{"rendered":"Still haven’t found yesterday’s poem"},"content":{"rendered":"

but here’s some rhyming goodness for today<\/p>\n

Eat right, exercise,
\neverybody thinks that’s wise
\nand get blown up on a marathon one day.<\/p>\n

Snip the spinal cords of infants
\neveryone but the press is incensed
\nIt’s more critical to be able to marry gay<\/p>\n

Sorry to be a downer. Wait, no I’m not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

but here’s some rhyming goodness for today Eat right, exercise, everybody thinks that’s wise and get blown up on a marathon one day. Snip the spinal cords of infants everyone but the press is incensed It’s more critical to be able to marry gay Sorry to be a downer. Wait, no I’m not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}