{"id":5759,"date":"2013-04-17T06:36:05","date_gmt":"2013-04-17T11:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5759"},"modified":"2014-09-10T20:15:18","modified_gmt":"2014-09-11T01:15:18","slug":"i-swear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5759","title":{"rendered":"I swear"},"content":{"rendered":"

it’s like I have glands under my fingernails that secrete filth. Doesn’t seem to be but about a minute from when I scrape the crap out to when they’re dirty again. <\/p>\n

I was a nail biter for 30 years, and then one day, I just stopped. I have no idea why nor reason. I still have one thumbnail that is deformed because I’ve hit it with a hammer so many times, and a pinky nail that breaks every time it grows past the end of my finger, but I am boggled by the fact that I can’t seem to keep them clean. <\/p>\n

Aftr a week soaking in the waters of Lake Huron, they stay white for about three days, then back to normal again.<\/p>\n

I think i need a seven billion dollar government grant to study this phenomenon. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

it’s like I have glands under my fingernails that secrete filth. Doesn’t seem to be but about a minute from when I scrape the crap out to when they’re dirty again. I was a nail biter for 30 years, and then one day, I just stopped. I have no idea why nor reason. I still […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}