{"id":5778,"date":"2013-05-01T06:39:05","date_gmt":"2013-05-01T11:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5778"},"modified":"2013-05-01T06:39:05","modified_gmt":"2013-05-01T11:39:05","slug":"first-mow-of-the-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5778","title":{"rendered":"First mow of the season"},"content":{"rendered":"

It is always enjoyable, though not always easy. This year I didn’t wait for the new air filter to arrive<\/a> so mowing the backyard was drama free. And now I ache like I’ve been raped by the hungarian militia. <\/p>\n

New kitchen cabinets arrive in a couple weeks. That should make me feel like I have given breech birth to a flaming porcupine whilst juggling a running chainsaw, a medicine ball, and an angry honey badger. <\/p>\n

I managed to smack my arm with something, I don’t remember what,so now I have a bruise on top of my left forearm. The bruise is shaped a little like a tornado. I don’t know why. <\/p>\n

I work very hard to have no smell all year round, not just in deer season. So finding a bunch of end of season scent free soap on clearance at walmart was handy. I work with Japanese regularly, and some of them have an aversion to strong perfumes and deodorants, so I’m mostly trying not to be rude. Meanwhile I work with women daily who have worn the same perfume for so long that they have to wear a bucket of it to smell it on themselves. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It is always enjoyable, though not always easy. This year I didn’t wait for the new air filter to arrive so mowing the backyard was drama free. And now I ache like I’ve been raped by the hungarian militia. New kitchen cabinets arrive in a couple weeks. That should make me feel like I have […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5778"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}