{"id":5783,"date":"2013-05-05T21:22:13","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T02:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5783"},"modified":"2013-05-05T21:22:13","modified_gmt":"2013-05-06T02:22:13","slug":"i-didnt-catch-you-a-delicious-bass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5783","title":{"rendered":"I didn&#8217;t catch you a delicious bass."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My fishing companions were kind enough to give me my share of the spoils, though I never picked up a rod. I spent so much time puking that I may have given myself atrial fibrillation, my ticker isn&#8217;t ticking so much as doing the bassanova. I want to get it back to ticking soon, so I&#8217;m going to see the MD in the AM. Wish me luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My fishing companions were kind enough to give me my share of the spoils, though I never picked up a rod. I spent so much time puking that I may have given myself atrial fibrillation, my ticker isn&#8217;t ticking so much as doing the bassanova. I want to get it back to ticking soon, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5783"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}