{"id":5785,"date":"2013-05-06T14:53:47","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T19:53:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5785"},"modified":"2013-05-06T14:53:47","modified_gmt":"2013-05-06T19:53:47","slug":"so-the-verdict-is-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5785","title":{"rendered":"So, the verdict is in."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere out on Lake Michigan while puking my guts up in a bucket, I developed <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Atrial_fibrillation\">AFIB<\/a>.  Now, my MD tells me that this is something I was already predisposed to, and that it&#8217;s not that i did anything to cause it, though it may have been triggered by the stress of 6 hours of wanting desperately to DIE. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, he&#8217;s put me on blood thinners and some kind of $400-a-month medication to get my ticker ticking. I hope it works. The alternative is to pe put under and then zapped. Actually, I would almost like to be zapped while awake but he said that&#8217;s not fun. I am the only member of my lineage never to have been struck by lighting. <\/p>\n<p>The blackirish girl doing the EKG had a lovely accent, and I told her her job was like sex in the male mind. A lot of preparation, for 90 seconds of actual &#8220;Event&#8221;. Then the girl gets to clean up the mess while the man dresses and leaves. SHe laughed util she peed herself a little. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere out on Lake Michigan while puking my guts up in a bucket, I developed AFIB. Now, my MD tells me that this is something I was already predisposed to, and that it&#8217;s not that i did anything to cause it, though it may have been triggered by the stress of 6 hours of wanting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5785"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5785\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}