Look, you tards. It snows here. it has snowed here, in northern indiana, since the GODDAMNED JURRASSIC ERA. There have never BEEN any winters without snow in the past forty six years. I know this because I LIVE HERE TOO.<\/p>\n
So WHY is it that you FORGET HOW TO DRIVE in the snow EVERY SINGLE YEAR? Here’s a couple of clues for you:<\/p>\n
1: Doing 90 on ice is a recipe for disaster. Especially if you are eatging a cheeseburger and talking on the phone while shifting and text messaging your lover\/tennis pro. <\/p>\n
2: Four Whel drive is not immunity from the laws of gravity, inertia, etc.<\/p>\n
3: A Lexus, Benz, Infiniti, Hummer, whatever, is also not immune from the abovementioned laws. <\/p>\n
4: Those cool ads you see with those expensive volvos and audi’s doing crazy stunts on ice? Professional drivers on closed courses. Not you. Don’t try that shit, because you don’t have a clue what you’re doing. <\/p>\n
5:The guy in the beat up old truck ahead of you? he doesn’t care. If you pass him, then cut him off, you’ll slide on the ice. And he’ll run you over. And he doesn’t care, because if you total his truck, he’s out $75. You will end up dead. Don’t press your luck. It isn’t the guy in the new Beemer who should scare you, he wants to keep his car nice. <\/p>\n
Carry on.<\/p>\n
Good lord.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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