{"id":5812,"date":"2013-05-25T05:00:03","date_gmt":"2013-05-25T10:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5812"},"modified":"2013-05-25T05:00:03","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T10:00:03","slug":"when-i-was-younger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5812","title":{"rendered":"When I was younger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was the Cleanup man for three or four of my friends. <\/p>\n<p>Each of them had given me an envelope. In the sealed envelope were a key to their apartments and a printed list of things they preferred I go and sanitize from their homes before their parents showed up, or family, or whatever. I only ever did one, and that was not because of his death but because he was called to active duty. I went to his house and sanitized it of his book collection, a box of polaroid photographs, and a bunch of videotapes, some homemade. I did not look at any of those materials. <\/p>\n<p>I have since returned them, and returned the envelopes to the other guys, all of whom have presumably outgrown their kink. <\/p>\n<p>I never had any illusions. I&#8217;m not ashamed by any of my kink, but then it&#8217;s all online and self-wipes after a time anyway. No, my &#8220;Cleanup man&#8221; will have to do a different thing altogether. <\/p>\n<p>I have an Ipod but I can never seem to make it work to suit me, and the battery is always dead. My phone has the ability, but it&#8217;s cumbersome. And then I discovered PVstar.<br \/>\nPVStar is a Youtube player Android app. It works so well, and the playlisting oin it is so easy, that I NEVER lack the PERFECT song for any situation. <\/p>\n<p>but the songs. <\/p>\n<p>So I have the word of my IT person that if anything ever happens to me she will wipe my playlists from my phone. I&#8217;ve seen her playlist, so she has to be discreet. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was the Cleanup man for three or four of my friends. Each of them had given me an envelope. In the sealed envelope were a key to their apartments and a printed list of things they preferred I go and sanitize from their homes before their parents showed up, or family, or whatever. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5812"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}