{"id":5817,"date":"2013-05-29T07:40:32","date_gmt":"2013-05-29T12:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5817"},"modified":"2013-05-29T07:40:32","modified_gmt":"2013-05-29T12:40:32","slug":"i-am-almost-never-surprised","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5817","title":{"rendered":"i am almost never surprised."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are few things that can do it. If space aliens beamed themselves into my car and told me they were holding Elvis&#8217; brain hostage on planet Zort, I might be startled but I would not be surprised. <\/p>\n<p>Actually, I probably wouldn&#8217;t even be that startled. I have after all seen far stranger things. <\/p>\n<p>But Saturday, I was surprised. More later.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are few things that can do it. If space aliens beamed themselves into my car and told me they were holding Elvis&#8217; brain hostage on planet Zort, I might be startled but I would not be surprised. Actually, I probably wouldn&#8217;t even be that startled. I have after all seen far stranger things. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5817"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}