{"id":5841,"date":"2013-06-09T05:55:30","date_gmt":"2013-06-09T10:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5841"},"modified":"2013-06-09T05:55:30","modified_gmt":"2013-06-09T10:55:30","slug":"brrrappp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5841","title":{"rendered":"BRRRAPPP!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterdays drama with the truck and online and finding out that an old friend is enduring some measure of grief, and god knows how many other things, was stressfull enough, but I sit here in my dressing gown waiting to get ready for Mass and BRRRRAPPP! <\/p>\n<p>No, I did not shit myself, a noise like a Vickers right outside the window made me feel like I ought to. After the third time I look and find that a woodpecker has been checking to see if there are any tasty grubs in the cedar siding. <\/p>\n<p>C&#8217;mon, you crazy little fucker. Let me get a coffee in me first before you startle the crap out of me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterdays drama with the truck and online and finding out that an old friend is enduring some measure of grief, and god knows how many other things, was stressfull enough, but I sit here in my dressing gown waiting to get ready for Mass and BRRRRAPPP! No, I did not shit myself, a noise like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5841"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}