{"id":5854,"date":"2013-06-15T11:31:28","date_gmt":"2013-06-15T16:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5854"},"modified":"2013-06-15T11:31:28","modified_gmt":"2013-06-15T16:31:28","slug":"as-i-walked-along-the-shore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5854","title":{"rendered":"As I walked along the shore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a young boy tossing stranded starfish back to the sea. I said, &#8220;Tell me why you waste your time? it doesn&#8217;t matter&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And he said, &#8220;It matters to this one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And then I kicked his sawed off little ass and told him &#8220;being stranded on the shore is Natures way of killing off the starfish that are too stupid to stay out of the shallows at low tide. You&#8217;re fucking with the natural order of things&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a young boy tossing stranded starfish back to the sea. I said, &#8220;Tell me why you waste your time? it doesn&#8217;t matter&#8221; And he said, &#8220;It matters to this one.&#8221; And then I kicked his sawed off little ass and told him &#8220;being stranded on the shore is Natures way of killing off [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5854"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}