{"id":5874,"date":"2013-06-25T05:27:02","date_gmt":"2013-06-25T10:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5874"},"modified":"2013-06-25T05:27:02","modified_gmt":"2013-06-25T10:27:02","slug":"whos-creeping-down-the-streets-of-the-city","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5874","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s creeping down the streets of the city?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=windy.JPG href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/windy.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image5873\" alt=windy.JPG src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/windy.JPG\" height=400><\/a><\/p>\n<p>flinging the semi&#8217;s off of the road? <\/p>\n<p>I saw this happen. My sphincter puckered so tight I will be shitting ramen noodles for a month. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>flinging the semi&#8217;s off of the road? I saw this happen. My sphincter puckered so tight I will be shitting ramen noodles for a month.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5874"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}