{"id":5881,"date":"2013-06-28T09:12:42","date_gmt":"2013-06-28T14:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5881"},"modified":"2013-06-28T09:12:42","modified_gmt":"2013-06-28T14:12:42","slug":"i-have-driven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5881","title":{"rendered":"I have driven"},"content":{"rendered":"

A lot. I love to drive, and eventually you find out the limits of your ride, and I like to push ’em. <\/p>\n

Coming home last night, I got to this exit<\/a><\/p>\n

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Which is the exit off 80\/94 to southbound Bishop Ford. it’s only a couple years old, and it’s clean and last night it was dry. I got off and a guy pulled out of the Lincoln rest area in a Dodge Charger. A pretty one, too, grey with a deep red metalflake top. I don’t know if this is a factory color combo, but it was some pretty. Ohio plates.<\/p>\n

Anyway, Charger boy roars up behind me and flashes me and keeps flashing me. It’s a single lane, so it’s not like I can go anywhere. And I’m already exceeding the limit for the exit.<\/p>\n

Now, I know this curve and every piece of loose gravel on it. So I floor it, and pretty soon I’m way the hell ahead of Charger boy, and as I arrive at the apex, I am low and inside, and my mirror is almost touching the concrete wall. it can’t be more than two inches away, which at upwards of 70 is damned close. <\/p>\n

I do this all the time, so I know what’s up. And before I exited the corner I knew there was virtually no traffic ahead. So I wasn’t driving like a dick. <\/p>\n

Anyway, just about the apex, with Charger boy actually beginning to fishtail trying to catch me, so help me God, I rolled down my window and waved him around. <\/em> When he didn’t comply I shrugged and threw up my hand like “Well, I don’t know what you’re flashing ME for, then”<\/p>\n

I love having fun with dumbasses. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A lot. I love to drive, and eventually you find out the limits of your ride, and I like to push ’em. Coming home last night, I got to this exit Which is the exit off 80\/94 to southbound Bishop Ford. it’s only a couple years old, and it’s clean and last night it was […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5881"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}