{"id":5890,"date":"2013-07-02T07:32:04","date_gmt":"2013-07-02T12:32:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5890"},"modified":"2013-11-12T08:43:02","modified_gmt":"2013-11-12T13:43:02","slug":"automatic-knives-now-legal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5890","title":{"rendered":"Automatic knives now legal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Automatic weapons, not so much.<br \/>\nAutomatic transmissions still annoying but much better on  bad knees when you drive a lot<br \/>\nAutomatic software updates, well, you can have that shit. <\/p>\n<p>And the Pointer sisters, well&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KNi8aW8Nf6s\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The leftover prom dresses and female impersonator voices make me wonder, how were they so popular for so long? And check out those amazing dance moves! they&#8217;re almost as good as <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/yVR9JykPC-0\">DJ Sven and Miker G<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Automatic weapons, not so much. Automatic transmissions still annoying but much better on bad knees when you drive a lot Automatic software updates, well, you can have that shit. And the Pointer sisters, well&#8230; The leftover prom dresses and female impersonator voices make me wonder, how were they so popular for so long? And check [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5890"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}