{"id":5923,"date":"2013-07-18T09:04:27","date_gmt":"2013-07-18T14:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5923"},"modified":"2013-07-18T09:04:27","modified_gmt":"2013-07-18T14:04:27","slug":"torn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5923","title":{"rendered":"Torn."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really, really, really like to see a woman in spandex. A well toned tall girl in bike shorts and a sports bra does things to me that make me feel funny in the pants, and man, bring &#8217;em on. The more the merrier and the more often the better. <\/p>\n<p>Still. <\/p>\n<p>On a motorcycle, on the expressway, I&#8217;d much rather see you in leathers or at least Kevlar and a helmet. The idea of that smoking hot bod sliding down the asphalt at 70 makes my skin crawl. I know you have a whole lot of faith in your skills, and that&#8217;s awesome, but it isn&#8217;t your skills that concern me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really, really, really like to see a woman in spandex. A well toned tall girl in bike shorts and a sports bra does things to me that make me feel funny in the pants, and man, bring &#8217;em on. The more the merrier and the more often the better. Still. On a motorcycle, on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5923"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5923"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5923\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}