{"id":5953,"date":"2013-08-07T05:00:19","date_gmt":"2013-08-07T10:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5953"},"modified":"2013-08-07T05:00:19","modified_gmt":"2013-08-07T10:00:19","slug":"i-have-been-stabbed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5953","title":{"rendered":"I have been stabbed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have some buckshot in me, or at least I used to, I have a couple nasty scars here and there, and they were all annoying but I lived. Partner is the same, he&#8217;s covered in little scars and he always won the &#8220;Number of stitches this week&#8221; award when we were growing up. Being more agile, he was also more prone to more dangerous stunts. <\/p>\n<p>To this day, he has a thing about snakes. Where he grew up there were a lot of posonous types, and though I&#8217;m not a fan of being poisoned, I have handled a lot of snakes in my life, poisonous and otherwise, and I give them wide berth but don&#8217;t have the same innate fear. <\/p>\n<p>Ticks, on the other hand&#8230; GOD I despise a tick, and i found one moments ago, causing me to engae involuntarily in the ritual tick dance of my people. It hadn&#8217;t bitten yet, and now it never will, but damn, does that freak me out. and now I will freak out a bit each time a breeze moves a hair on my arm or leg for the next WEEk until I get the tick thing out of my head. Ugh. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have some buckshot in me, or at least I used to, I have a couple nasty scars here and there, and they were all annoying but I lived. Partner is the same, he&#8217;s covered in little scars and he always won the &#8220;Number of stitches this week&#8221; award when we were growing up. Being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5953"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}