{"id":5980,"date":"2013-08-22T05:58:38","date_gmt":"2013-08-22T10:58:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5980"},"modified":"2013-08-22T05:58:38","modified_gmt":"2013-08-22T10:58:38","slug":"i-think-im-gonna-start","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5980","title":{"rendered":"I think I&#8217;m gonna start"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dr Og&#8217;s Nose and Ear hair reduction clinic. <\/p>\n<p>I need some shyster MD to come administer Propofol while I use a pair of needlenose to grab nose and ear hairs and yank them out by the roots. Shit, maybe I&#8217;ll even use an epilady. <\/p>\n<p>Damn, I see guys getting nose hair waxed now. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr Og&#8217;s Nose and Ear hair reduction clinic. I need some shyster MD to come administer Propofol while I use a pair of needlenose to grab nose and ear hairs and yank them out by the roots. Shit, maybe I&#8217;ll even use an epilady. Damn, I see guys getting nose hair waxed now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}