{"id":5982,"date":"2013-08-23T08:43:19","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T13:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5982"},"modified":"2013-08-23T08:43:19","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T13:43:19","slug":"shamelessly-ganked-from-firehand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5982","title":{"rendered":"Shamelessly ganked from Firehand:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An asswipe gets all up in Mike Rowe&#8217;s face. Mike Rowe does the dirty job of cleaning his clock for him. Read the <a href=\"http:\/\/profoundlydisconnected.com\/your-headline-my-face\/\">whole damned thing<\/a>, you deserve the giggle. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks, <a href=\"http:\/\/elmtreeforge.blogspot.com\/2013\/08\/stephen-kloosterman-you-pissed-off.html\">Firehand,<\/a> for the heads-up. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An asswipe gets all up in Mike Rowe&#8217;s face. Mike Rowe does the dirty job of cleaning his clock for him. Read the whole damned thing, you deserve the giggle. Thanks, Firehand, for the heads-up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}