{"id":5991,"date":"2013-08-31T08:25:53","date_gmt":"2013-08-31T13:25:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5991"},"modified":"2013-08-31T08:45:10","modified_gmt":"2013-08-31T13:45:10","slug":"deep-fried-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5991","title":{"rendered":"Deep fried friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I sat in traffic for several hours while people stared at the darkening skies like a duck in thunder. Finally, tired of waiting for everyone to get their shit together, I got off the expressway and headed the rest of the way home on surface streets.<\/p>\n<p>The rain hadn&#8217;t started yet but it was hella windy, so there was debris flying everywhere. The dry weather and a lot of farms having recently harvested and disced fields there was some kind of dust. I came up on a bicyclist I could barely see- he was pedalling furiously back from the liquor store to his trailer with a 24 pack balanced on the handlebars, and the wind was causing him to change lanes at random- and the blowing dust must have been incredibly painful<\/p>\n<p>So I fired up the phone, put it on repeat, and played &#8220;I believe in a thing called love&#8221; all the way home. Justin Hawkin&#8217;s squealing voice and guitar made it all the more surreal and enjoyable.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sRYNYb30nxU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Stopped at the local gyros place for some deep fried mushrooms and cheese sticks for the wife and daughter. While I was waiting a vagrant came in and ordered a sandwich. I showed him the weather pattern on my phone and told him he only had to wait about an hour to get free of the weather. <\/p>\n<p>Later, I listened to the thunder as I drifted off to sleep, happy that nobody was making <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gunnuts.net\/2013\/08\/28\/name-this-object\/\">buffing wheels out of my pecker. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I sat in traffic for several hours while people stared at the darkening skies like a duck in thunder. Finally, tired of waiting for everyone to get their shit together, I got off the expressway and headed the rest of the way home on surface streets. The rain hadn&#8217;t started yet but it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5991"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}