{"id":6088,"date":"2013-11-07T14:15:45","date_gmt":"2013-11-07T19:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6088"},"modified":"2013-11-07T14:15:45","modified_gmt":"2013-11-07T19:15:45","slug":"big-bang-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6088","title":{"rendered":"Big Bang theory."},"content":{"rendered":"

No, not the TV show, the actual ‘theory”. the one that the anti-theists trot out as “proof” that there is no need for God in explaining the existence of the Cosmos. <\/p>\n

I have been doing some experimenting. Now, I love to blow shit up as much as the next guy. Well, actually, the next guy is a piker, I really love to blow shit up. I live only a few miles, after all, from Krazy Kaplains. <\/p>\n

I figure, if we can go from the Big Bang to internal combustion engines, I merely need to create a big enough explosion, wait a while, and get stuff. it is at least as plausible as the underpants gnome concept that is being used to promote Obamacare. <\/p>\n

So far I have had very limited results. Now, I’m not looking for a V12 BMW engine, at least not right away. One of these<\/a> would be excellent proof of how this works. <\/p>\n

I don’t know how long you have to wait, but I have been married twice, so I know what eternity feels like. <\/p>\n

So far I have gotten a burn on my right hand that looks a little like a broken connecting rod, but that’s as much as I have been able to accomplish. <\/p>\n

Oh, and for those literal minded dipwads like Matt Walker, this is satire. I have to point it out ahead of time so he doesn’t leave snide remarks about how people will take me seriously. Where do they come from? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No, not the TV show, the actual ‘theory”. the one that the anti-theists trot out as “proof” that there is no need for God in explaining the existence of the Cosmos. I have been doing some experimenting. Now, I love to blow shit up as much as the next guy. Well, actually, the next guy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6088"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}