{"id":610,"date":"2005-12-22T05:38:25","date_gmt":"2005-12-22T10:38:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=610"},"modified":"2005-12-22T05:38:25","modified_gmt":"2005-12-22T10:38:25","slug":"were-you-born-an-asshole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=610","title":{"rendered":"Were you born an asshole?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Axis of Asshole, only a fledgling organization, has become a force to be reconed with, a behemoth of stink stars. <\/p>\n<p>Lest anyone be confused, we at the Axis of Asshole would like you to walk through this simple primer:<\/p>\n<p>We are not the Axes of asshole.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"axes.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/axes.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"319\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We are not the Axles of Asshole.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"axles_Mog.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/axles_Mog.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We are not the Axis of Assholes<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"aholes.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/aholes.jpg\" width=\"333\" height=\"414\" \/><\/p>\n<p> We are, in fact, the <a href=\"http:\/\/axisofasshole.blogspot.com\/\">Axis Of Asshole<\/a>. The vertical line about which all assholes rotate. Make sure you get it right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Axis of Asshole, only a fledgling organization, has become a force to be reconed with, a behemoth of stink stars. Lest anyone be confused, we at the Axis of Asshole would like you to walk through this simple primer: We are not the Axes of asshole. We are not the Axles of Asshole. We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}