{"id":616,"date":"2005-12-24T11:56:26","date_gmt":"2005-12-24T16:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=616"},"modified":"2005-12-24T11:56:26","modified_gmt":"2005-12-24T16:56:26","slug":"make-sure-you-wear-it-in-the-front","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=616","title":{"rendered":"Make sure you wear it in the front"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mistlebuckle.com\/\">Mistletoe Belt Buckle<\/a> should only be worn in the back by card-carrying members of the <a href=\"http:\/\/axisofasshole.blogspot.com\/\">Axis of Asshole<\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"missletoe.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/missletoe.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Mistletoe Belt Buckle should only be worn in the back by card-carrying members of the Axis of Asshole<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}