{"id":6167,"date":"2014-01-01T05:00:22","date_gmt":"2014-01-01T10:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6167"},"modified":"2014-01-01T05:06:15","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T10:06:15","slug":"dont-know-what-it-was-i-ate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6167","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t know what it was I ate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that gave me dysentery, but it&#8217;s impressive. Up all last night, my ass is on fire. I have graduated directly to Tucks. <\/p>\n<p>Last night in mass I felt the gurgling of gas and liquid nastiness and felt a giant bubble of gas queuing up in the Fart Deployment area, and I managed to hold it back until we left, but I fear I may have cropdusted my way through a group of little old ladies. As it was I was tickled just to be able to trust those farts. <\/p>\n<p>We watched the Mystery marathon and went to bed. I think the daughter may have been up texting hotlips. I&#8217;m happy to have seen the end of 2013<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that gave me dysentery, but it&#8217;s impressive. Up all last night, my ass is on fire. I have graduated directly to Tucks. Last night in mass I felt the gurgling of gas and liquid nastiness and felt a giant bubble of gas queuing up in the Fart Deployment area, and I managed to hold it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}