Dreampt last night of having adopted a skunk from the local animal shelter. It was a tiny thing, soft and inquisitive as a whole herd of raccoons, so it required some energy to keep up with it until I had properly skunk proofed the house. I had a friend who had one as a pet when I was young, so I know what they’re personalities are like- I like Skunks a lot more than I like cats. <\/p>\n
Anyway my dream skunk was not de-scented, so everyone treated him like an alderman correcting Rahm Immanuel’s grammer; really, it wasn’t necessary because the skunk was not anywhere near spraying. I spent a lot of time with it, in my dream, and in a moment of quiet I heard the skunk actually say something. It was a shock to hear that it could talk, it had a tiny voice with a sort of a Czech accent, and it made it ever so much cuter. Needle sharp teeth, though, and I was playing with it as I woke and I swear I woke up and looked for holes in my thumb. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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