Trinny and Susannah are revamping the wardrobe of Cabdriver Rose.<\/p>\n
WILL THE TWO OF YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE’S LIVES? ROSE LOOKS GOOD IN THE JEANS, LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE. Jesus H Ditchdigging Christ on a Turbine Powered Pogo Stick. Let’s see: Let’s take an average person and see if we can teach her to dress JUST LIKE US! <\/p>\n
“we know that rose has spent 928 pounds on her new wardrobe. let’s see if she’s spent it according to our advice” How about she keeps her own wardrobe, spends the 1000 pounds on a rifle, and shoots the two of you meddlesome busybody yentas in the head? <\/p>\n
I wear black. I wear bluejeans when I’m working and likely to get filthy. Otherwise i’m like a fat Johnny Cash. Anyone comes to me and says “you need to change your wardrobe and here’s $2500 to do it”, I’m gonna take the money and punch them right in the head, and keep doing it until they fall down. <\/p>\n
The same goes for the goddamn home improvement shows. These “designers” that wade in and paint your living room to look like a south american whorehouse? those guys start pulling up my driveway, I hope they have deer-slug resistant glass windshields, because that’s what they’re gonna be seeing. And the only thing they’ll be changing is their shorts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Trinny and Susannah are revamping the wardrobe of Cabdriver Rose. WILL THE TWO OF YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE’S LIVES? ROSE LOOKS GOOD IN THE JEANS, LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE. Jesus H Ditchdigging Christ on a Turbine Powered Pogo Stick. Let’s see: Let’s take an average person and see if we can […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}