{"id":6278,"date":"2014-02-22T05:00:38","date_gmt":"2014-02-22T10:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6278"},"modified":"2014-02-22T05:00:38","modified_gmt":"2014-02-22T10:00:38","slug":"monday-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6278","title":{"rendered":"Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>the weather sucked a lot worse than I would have thought possible, but it had this going for it:<\/p>\n<p>1:Almost nobody on the roads, especially in industrial complexes<\/p>\n<p>2: Having co workers with smoking hot little AWD cars is hugely fun<\/p>\n<p>3: Having a good sized gut means the bottom strap of a 5 point doesn&#8217;t crush your nuts like it used to when you were skinny<\/p>\n<p>4: Some cars need windshield wipers on the side windows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the weather sucked a lot worse than I would have thought possible, but it had this going for it: 1:Almost nobody on the roads, especially in industrial complexes 2: Having co workers with smoking hot little AWD cars is hugely fun 3: Having a good sized gut means the bottom strap of a 5 point [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6278"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}