{"id":629,"date":"2005-12-31T08:16:10","date_gmt":"2005-12-31T13:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=629"},"modified":"2005-12-31T08:16:10","modified_gmt":"2005-12-31T13:16:10","slug":"wwjmbd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=629","title":{"rendered":"WWJMBD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, here&#8217;s the first new contest for 2006. <\/p>\n<p>What would John Moses Browning Do?<\/p>\n<p>Think, South park&#8217;s &#8220;What would Brian Boitano do&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Frinstance: <\/p>\n<p>IN Iraq, John Moses Browning would invent a gun that only allowed itself to be shot at terrorists, but when shot once would kill them all. <\/p>\n<p>In Chicago, John Moses Browning would make guns that police officers and DIck Daley couldn&#8217;t see. <\/p>\n<p>John Moses Browning would make an Assault weapon that by it&#8217; very appearance would cause Barbara Boxer to have a grabber. <\/p>\n<p>Show me yours. I bet some of you are actually awake, and so can come up with much better WWJMBD. And maybe someone can make us some of those bracelets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, here&#8217;s the first new contest for 2006. What would John Moses Browning Do? Think, South park&#8217;s &#8220;What would Brian Boitano do&#8221; Frinstance: IN Iraq, John Moses Browning would invent a gun that only allowed itself to be shot at terrorists, but when shot once would kill them all. In Chicago, John Moses Browning would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}