{"id":6298,"date":"2014-03-06T05:00:16","date_gmt":"2014-03-06T10:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6298"},"modified":"2014-03-06T05:00:16","modified_gmt":"2014-03-06T10:00:16","slug":"actual-text-conversation-fat-tuesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=6298","title":{"rendered":"Actual text conversation, Fat Tuesday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oglet: You getting the white castles?<br \/>\nOg: Yep. IN line now. Behind four cars though<\/p>\n<p>MUCH later:<\/p>\n<p>Oglet: Got the food yet?<br \/>\nOg: Still three cars ahead of me<br \/>\nOglet: THREE?<br \/>\nOg: Yes. This is the LONGEST LINE EVER.<br \/>\nOglet: No its not but GET FOOD!<br \/>\nOg: I am but I have been here FOREVER<br \/>\nOglet: Hyperbole much, Dad?<br \/>\nOg: I have been here so long I grew a BEARD.<br \/>\nOglet: Dad, you&#8217;ve always had a beard.<br \/>\nOg: OMG! I have been here so long I have developed ALZHEIMERS!!! I FORGOT I ALWAYS HAD A BEARD!<br \/>\nOglet: &#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oglet: You getting the white castles? Og: Yep. IN line now. Behind four cars though MUCH later: Oglet: Got the food yet? Og: Still three cars ahead of me Oglet: THREE? Og: Yes. This is the LONGEST LINE EVER. Oglet: No its not but GET FOOD! Og: I am but I have been here FOREVER [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6298"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}